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Grass is green, water is wet, and Jonathan Byers does not like Steve Harrington.
These are known facts in the universe.
Computers were going to take over the world, a “mobile” phone was being invented, and Steve Harrington had lost most of his hearing.
These were unknown facts--rumors even, if you will. Eddie had never seen even a grain of truth to support any of them.
(Well, maybe the computer thing, but only because Grant and Dustin both had made a couple of convincing arguments.)
So he doesn’t think about it, when his freshman gang up on him.
Doesn’t even factor the “can’t hear well” thing in, when he was tasked (demanded, whined, bitched and moaned at) with helping them explain to Steve why going to the release party of the new D&D box set, located at a hobby store only a mere 2 hour drive away, was important.
Eddie’s not even sure how the little shits got him to agree to do it until he’s standing in the parking lot in front of the former King himself.
“The store’s leading up to the release with a handful of one-shots.” He’s explaining, unsure whether to pull out the bored act or play up his court jester persona, and thus mixing and matching on the fly.
He does not care if Harrington doesn’t know what a one-shot is.
“They’re releasing the set at midnight. You have to be there to get it though, you can’t have someone else pick it up for you because they only got a certain amount in.”
Harrington’s frowning (no surprise) but it’s not until Eddie is well into his spiel about how his van is already full with the elder members of Hellfire, and thus has no room for the freshmen, that he realizes Steve isn’t quite looking at him.
Is in fact, looking over his shoulder.
Eddie stops. Follows Harrington’s gaze.
Parked across from Steve’s Beemer, is Jonathan Byer’s barely working clunker car.
A handful of steps in front of it, and thus nearly right behind Eddie, is the man himself.
His hands are still moving, mouth shaping words silent as he goes, his gaze locked not on Eddie or the kids--but on Steve.
Who turns back around as Harrington’s eyes slide right back to him.
“And this is taking place next Friday?” He says, in that sort of annoyed but resigned way parents aim at their children. “After school?”
“I’d like to go during school, but the freshmen insist you wouldn’t let them ditch out.” Eddie tells him. “They had two separate arguments about it.”
Loud ones, that had interrupted the game and given Eddie a migraine.
Once again Steve’s eyes slide away from him, to Jonathan.
“They’re not skipping school.” He says suddenly, a glare forming and Jonathan makes an annoyed noise.
“They argued about skipping, they’re not going to.” He says aloud, and finally steps up so that he’s next to Eddie instead of behind him.
“Munson slow down, I can’t sign as fast as you’re talking.” He adds, in the hang-dog grumble he’s notorious for.
Eddie stares at him.
“Can he seriously not hear me?”
“No.” Steve and Jonathan answer together.
“I can kind of still hear,” Steve adds, gaze returning to Eddie’s face. “But its more loud music or noises. I can lip read, but you’re also talking too fast for that.”
Without pausing, he turns back to Jonathan and says; “Why can’t you take them?”
“It’s Friday.” Byers deadpans.
Eddie’s not an expert on sign language, but his hands somehow looked deadpan too.
He’s not sure how Jonathan did that.
“So?” Steve snarks back.
What follows is an argument that Eddie is not, at all involved in, mostly because he’s too busy handling the fact that Jonathan Byers has learned sign language, for Steve Harrington, apparently, and given the tone the argument is taking they still don’t even like each other.
Eventually the argument ends, Steve throwing his hands in the air and demanding that Jonathan owes him.
(Eventually Eddie will corner the ever so quiet Will Byers and ask why the hell his brother learned sign language for someone he clearly fucking hates.
“Oh they don’t hate each other.” Baby Byers would say, in that shy, quiet way of his. “I think they’re actually friends now?”
“You think?”
“Well--you’ve seen them.” Will shrugs. “I think being mean to each other is kinda their thing.”
‘What the hell.’ Eddie would think, right up until he stumbled across one of the kids sign language books.
Byers the Elder, he decides, isn’t the only person who should learn sign language to chew out Harrington properly.
The pay off is immediate.
Or at least, the pay off of watching Steve’s shocked face the first time Eddie signs something vulgar at him is, anyway.)
#you can read this as#stonathan#or as#steddie#or as all three idc LOL#steven harrington#eddie munson#jonathan byers#I am once again back on my shit of Jonathan and Steve having THEE most antagonistic friendship#just constantly slinging insults and being low key mean to each other#and then Jonathan just casually signing the same way the party does to help Steve out once his hearing really starts to go#very much#“Youre a fucking dick and I hate you but also youre family and included”#eddie is BAFFLED#but is equally quick to jump on that bandwagon#0o0 fanfics#if asked Jonathans excuse as to why he learned sign language is so he can make sure Steve is properly hearing him talk shit about him#very “he needs to know hes wrong” vibes#Nancy and robin sigh very dramatically about it#Steve can actually read jonathan's lips the easiest/clearest and refuses to tell anyone that#but Jonathan somehow knows anyway
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✨ Morning Routine ✨
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The girls also had a sleepover and also woke up ✨beautiful✨ ✨flawless✨ and ✨gorgeous✨
Companion piece to my other drawing of the boys~
#yes the girls are equally as pretty!! :D#I love being an artist and drawing whatever I want#you guys will probably recognize the frame of Joan flossing her teeth from the show#as well as ‘Cleo-clops’ haha#Harriet is low-key ripping her hair out bruh#fanart#clone high#my art#clone high fanart#clone high cleopatra#clone high joan of arc#clone high frida#clone high harriet tubman#clone high Cleo#clone high Joan#Joan of arc#clone high frida kahlo#sorry I was gone for the week! I got busy#roxi’s art
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he's so 😮💨
#this is the low key the equal of him wearing his jacket and winking at the camera while chewing his gum#low key#charles leclerc#gifs*
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an assortment
#crunchchute art#my art#this was meant to be done traditionally but i had to switch to digital after the sketches#maybe next time#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddys#dave miller#william afton#spring bonnie#my fav is the key spinny one and the microorganism#i still havent finished TSE someone make me read i cannot concentrate#1am thoughts in the tags that nobody will bother reading but. drawing him equals manifesting him in the clickteam game#cause from that one shadow its still unclear but im a believer#save me white man save me#i keep giving him huge eyes i make them smaller 20 times and theyre still big.he got eye enlargement surgery to see his bunny fursuit bette
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JUMP MV /『ハイキュー!!』×『オレンジ』| SPYAIR
#haikyuu!!#hq#hq!!edit#hq!!#fyeahkarasuno#fyhaikyuu#haikyuus#karasuno#nekoma#fysportsanime#sportsanimedaily#youtube#mv#allanimanga#fyanimegifs#kuroo testuro#hinata shouyou#kozume kenma#kageyama tobio#tsukishima kei#gifset#gifs#allanimations#dailyanime#anisource#animeedit#animangaboys#sebfreaks gif#sorry for the small first gif#i tried to make it equally well in most cases but here i couldn´t do it
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Me: I love all of the TOS trio individually.
Me: How can I have a fave, when they are all equally amazing.
Me: They can’t be separated.
My Star Trek Pinterest board:
50 pins of Kirk, 50 pins of Spock, 165 pins of Leonard McCoy.
#it’s probably his blue eyes#actually I have quite a lot of spock and kirk saved in photos I don’t ahways pin them#he could break my bones I would say thanks#bones just does it to me#i will not be sharing my pinterest board because all of the kirk pins are him being shirtless#i still believe i love them all equally it is no my fault bones is hot#star trek#star trek tos#st tos#mccoy#star trek mccoy#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#doctor mccoy#leonard bones mccoy#for some reason i have around 200 pics of Spock in my photo gallery so#i feel bones obsession is a low key universal trekkie experience
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like eve before you
George Frederic Watts, Eve Tempted (detail) • Vievee Francis, "Apologia" • Edmund Blair Leighton, The Keys (detail) • Maria Tatar, Secrets Beyond the Door: The Story of Bluebeard and His Wives • Angela Carter, "The Bloody Chamber" • Heinrich Aldegrever, Adam and Eve • Gustave Doré, Illustration for "Blue Beard" • Paul Dukas, Ariane et Barbe-bleue • Glen Duncan, I, Lucifer • Hans Baldung Grien, Eve, Serpent and Death • Erika Steiskal, Illustration for "The Bloody Chamber"
#web weaving#bluebeard#fairytales and folklore#fairytaleedit#angela carter#the bloody chamber#vievee francis#maria tatar#glen duncan#gustave doré#biblical mythology#eve#myedit#it is the key that leads to the kingdom of the unimaginable#AND RENDER ME MORE EQUAL!#there really are so many interesting ways to read through this tale but the eve connections specifically jumped out quite often#not my most coherent set but you get it right! all this to say that eve (and her literary descendants) did nothing wrong!#I can't believe this has been in my drafts for years at this point. lol#spring cleaning time etc
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Tim in Funny Woman S2 E1
#lads it has finally happened#he looks really good in a tv show#I quite enjoyed the first season of this show#hopefully season 2 is equally as good#tim key
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sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though
#hs#davejade#like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot#“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing#and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key#i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong#but i like davejade for different reasons#in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her#bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot#ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do#and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares#i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic#of care and interest towards each other#hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN#they are Equals#jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol#they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen#remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that#dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity#since space and time are fundamentally related#sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night#ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS#jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients#i should draw them together in that mspa style#maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship#well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic
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the TDP x Egyptian mythology (post-s4) meta really does always come back to haunt me like??
CALLUM AS THOTH So why Callum as Thoth? Well, Thoth was the Egyptian god of scribes, magic, master of knowledge, and known as the Divine Author of All Books. This fits not only with Callum’s key characters being linked to his curiosity and cleverness, and the infamous “Destiny is a book you write yourself”. Last but not least, Thoth’s Egyptian name was Djehuty, which means “He who is like the Ibis.” He often provides counsel to others and indeed gambled with the Moon to earn the extra five days of the calendar.
RAYLA AS MA’AT Ma’at had a double meaning to the Egyptians, referring to both a goddess who personified many concepts, and the concepts of Truth, Justice, Morality, and Balance in addition to being Thoth's wife. However, the main reason I aligned Rayla with Ma’at is, along with her conceptual associations, Ma’at was involved in the Afterlife’s most important ceremony: the weighing the newly dead mortal’s heart against her Feather of Truth.
Thoth presenting the Key of Life to Osiris, a death god who was cut into many pieces
#JUST LET ME REST#tdp#the dragon prince#predictions achieved#[crossing arms] I GUESS#might be some sun ra stuff i gave to ez that could fit s7 sun arcanum claudia better#if that ends up panning out#i could see the key of aaravos equalling key of life being tightened too#i just want to have peace#analysis series#devil and the lovers
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...So. Gale. How exactly did you buy your tower?
#bg3#gale dekarios#mystra#dnd#insanely funny to me that 'goddess hair on a gold pin' is equal in value to#'key that releases probably the worst god you could inflict on faerun right now'#yes i know this is 4e and mystra is dead which makes getting her hair nigh impossible but like. what do they USE it for
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Korean Manwha has such a issue with same face/body syndrome when it comes to women it aint funny anymore 😭
#manwha#it's the same long legs hour glass figure#look me in the eye and tell me you can differentiate them based on silhouette alone#their hair is the last line of defense before they start looking like the same MF#Viral hit#Solo Leveling#Lookism#sorry pookie I love u but Damn#at least some of the guys have the same issue with lookism#gender equality ig?#I'm sure there's more that fit this but I can't remember#Mojito_Spills#low key rant#I'm tired of seeing ass
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so that's the brainrot everyone's talking about? 😩
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steddie fanart#im on my hands and knees#never thought this ship would hit me so hard#goddammit#i need to learn how to love my ships equally#like....asap#dear witcher followers#im sorry#here's a im-sorry-flower 🌻#¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh boi#kei's stranger things art
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I wonder what would happen if the Maestro from Doctor Who, who is music incarnate, knew about microtones. Like, if they saw this—
would they explode.
#no but seriously#doc may have flubbed the last note of the sealing chord#but they and ruby still clapped the maestro with just a regular piano!#imagine all of the sealing chords you can make with other tunings systems!#like#if the maestro heard that modulation to the key of g half sharp in “in the bleak midwinter”#i think they would collapse like a dying star#anyways#doctor who spoilers#dw spoilers#the maestro#ruby sunday#the fifteenth doctor#microtones#i love microtones#12 tet#12 tone equal temperment#12 edo#microtone#xenoharmonics#or is it#xenaharmonics#i don’t know#doctor who#i fucking forgot to add the dw tag the first time#i’m an idiot
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I'll admit that the reason why I have been doodling so much super silly things these last two days it's because i saw the most ungodly takes ever that made my eye twitch and it wasn't like just your classic ship war, it was just-
"did we watch the same thing? if so I volunterr for a comparative study between the both of us, I think researchers would find this fascinating"
Is not even a moral thing or anything, is just that I feel gasligthed because I can't see how you ended with that Conclusion(tm) and you keep explaining and I still can't see.
Is like looking at a solved math problem, and you can't just conprehend the steps, that's how it feels. And also I get a bit petty because-...idk, is a children show, is not that complex
Tbh, what makes me eye twitch is actually the,,,hmm,,,the way some people seem to be so unaware of how trauma works, I think. Because I'm quite invested in analizing trauma in fictional characters and Anakin's is like served on a silver tray, so it's baffling when I come across with people that have such a deep misunderstanding of how trauma can affect a brain cuz yeah, is fictional but you're meant to write the characters with logic.
But I'm derailing i don't even know what i'm writting anymore, but no worries, i'm mostly just baffled and confused sdfnkljgnkdjfg
#how is padmé too boring for anakin and 'he was more into the zigerrian queen' and 'he acts too much of#'a brat to deserve anything better' and also is something you say so confidently#i'm baffled absolutely baffled i still think about it becuase nlkjffdfjdfnkfjnkdlfjgnkjdgnkjdgdg#the zigerian arc lives rent free on my mind but because it's an awesome source of tasty awful angst but- lol#and that was just only one thing because the others were honestly less baffling but equally 'do you engage with the character or just-#reminder not interacting with fandom outside your lane is the key of happiness#maybe he seemed at ease with the queen bc he was idk undercover and then maybe he seemed conflicted bc slavery is a hard topic for him#and maybe a part of him wanted to rescue her bc he used to be a good person just guessing here#rambling#rhea's notebook#ranting
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Chris and Scott meeting at a show as requested by @russolaw !! Also a little extra moodboard and writing<3
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A spark landed on him. "Ow! Fuck-" Chris yelped, dropping his lighter and shaking his hand. He popped his cigarette out of his mouth with his free hand, letting out a puff of smoke.
"You alright?"
He looked up and nearly jumped backward at the site of the blonde man now standing closer. He gulped, "Uh...yeah...just fine..." he stammered, licking his lips.
The blonde tilted his head, and the sight made Chris want to squirm, "Are you sure?" He asked, voice rising ever so slightly in the most adorable way.
Chris blinked dumbly, "Uh yeah, no, yeah..uh sorry I.." he stuttered, glancing away and smiling wide out of embarrassment. Oh God, what is he doing? He brought the cigarette back to his lips, inhaling.
He glanced down and noticed how the man's hands were clasped together, twitching and fidgeting. The thought of raising them to his mouth and kissing them passed through his brain, and he blushed.
"Uh..did you watch the show?" Chris asked, exhaling a huff of smoke to the side of him.
The man raised his eyebrows, before resting them and smiling softly, "I did, yeah," he dug one hand in his jacket, and pulled out a rolled-up playbill. He unraveled it and held it in front of him like it was proof he watched it.
Chris couldn't help but smile, "Yeah? Did you...like it?" He asked slowly, bringing his cigarette up to his lips.
For some reason, his opinion meant a lot to Chris. He knew it was a bit pathetic, especially considering he just met this guy, but he couldn't help it.
The blonde shrugged, a mischievous smile tugging at his lips, "Hmm..yeah it was okay,"
Chris' face dropped slightly. Okay? It was just okay? He let out a puff of smoke.
Then the man laughed, his hand combing away his hair and pushing it behind his ear, "I'm only kidding," he huffed, a sweet smile replacing the previously sinister one, "You're a really talented playwright, Chris."
Chris' heart skipped. He sounded so genuine, and...well he'd never been told that before. People compliment the actors of course because...well they're what you see on stage. But so far tonight this was the first compliment he'd gotten over his writing.
Wait.
Chris' jaw dropped, "How'd you know I was the playwright?" He asked, dumbfounded. It wasn't like he was wearing a name tag.
"Mmm, I asked around. I wanted to compliment you on the work," the man hummed.
Chris' face heated up. Wow. This...gorgeous man wanted to meet him? And compliment him? Shit his play must've actually been good...
He chuckled, "Huh..well now I feel bad. You know my name, and came here to compliment me and all I've done has stammer uselessly," Chris shook his head, bringing the cigarette back to his lips.
The man plucked the cigarette out of his mouth, "It's Scott," he smiled sweetly, bringing the cigarette to his lips.
Chris' face tightened, and his entire body felt hot. He watched as Scott inhaled the smoke of his cigarette, blowing it in his face. And he looked fucking ethereal doing it. Does he normally smoke? Did he just do that to tease Chris? Was Scott flirting with him openly?
"It was a good show," Scott's squeaky voice snapped him out of his thoughts, and his jaw dropped as he watched Scott put the cigarette back into Chris's mouth, holding it for him.
Chris felt like he may faint if he tried to do anything. So he simply closed his mouth around the cigarette, inhaling as he stared up at Scott.
Scott's eyelashes fluttered as he stared down at Chris, and his hair fell into his face. It didn't matter, because he looked beautiful no matter what.
Chris took his lips off the cigarette, exhaling smoke, "Thank you."
#chris x scott#Scott x chris#lawrusso adjacent#karate kid#naked in new york#Chris naked in New York#scott not the werewolf mccall#scott mcall#the equalizer#art#High key wish I'd written thar excerpt before finishing the drawing#Because then I would've had the idea to draw them smoking instead of just standing there :((#Oh well
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